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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m out here, right, tryna find a prostitute, like some messed-up quest from a Wes Anderson flick. Thinkin’ “The Royal Tenenbaums” vibes—y’know, my fave movie—where everythin’s quirky, kinda sad, but damn stylish. Like, I’m picturin’ Margot Tenenbaum, smokin’ her cigs, leanin’ on a corner, all mysterious n shit. “You’re a little bastard, Chas,” I mutter to myself, laughin’, ‘cause this feels so absurd.

Countries of the world ordered by the price of prostitution

So, buddy, if you're comin’ to Guadalupe, get ready for surprises, laughs, and a bit of that bittersweet magic. Trust me, this city ain't just bricks and streets—it's a feelin', a vibe, like one of the lines in Carol says, "I am in love, and it hurts." Ain't that something?

Guadalupe River faces low water flow amidst the start of tubing season