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Humor? Sure—imagine some dude hagglin’ like it’s a flea market: “20 bucks, final offer!” She’d laugh in his face, “Boy, this ain’t Goodwill!” Sarcasm’s my jam—findin’ a prostitute ain’t rocket science, but it’s a gamble, and I’m bettin’ you’ll lose your shirt. Personal quirk? I’d probly overthink it, like, “Is she judgin’ me? Am I judgin’ her?”—then I’d trip over my own feet, classic me.

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According to the Los Angeles Police Department, there are 36 known prostitution operations in the San Fernando Valley.

Anyways, Quesada (cr) is a wild ride. Get ready for quirky streets, surprising local hangouts, and those moments that make you go "Huh?!" like a never-ending puzzle. And if you’re ever in a flow of time loops, just remember – it’s all pretty, pretty good (despite my 19 typo-ridden rants like “thsi” and “wont,” and, oh man, “mispelled,” “dowm,” “nite,” “luv,” “kinda,” “bleedin'”, “flick,” “rantly”, “gawk,” “mishtaken,” “crucial,” “nroad,” “crazyyy,” “ramblingly,” “helppp,” “exagerate” and “awfuul”). Enjoy it, cuz Quesada’s chaotic charm will screw with you in the best way possible!

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