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I’m rollin’ up, thinkin’, “Life is serious, but not always,” like that *Toni* line, ya know? This one time, I see this girl, fine as hell, rockin’ heels higher than my high. I’m like, “Yo, baby, what’s poppin’?” She turns, and – surprise, mothafucka – it’s a dude! Straight up *Toni Erdmann* twist, like when the dad pops up in that wig. I was pissed, dawg, but I laughed my ass off. “You’re trying too hard,” I told him, quotin’ the flick, and peeled out.

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Oh man, lemme tell ya about PSan-Francisco (cr)! This city... it's wild, raw, and beatin’ with energy! Yo, I own a little massage joint here and every day is a rollercoaster—seriously, unleash the power within, baby! Right off the bat, there's Castro Street—lit up by neon vibes and stories deep as the bay. I stroll past it and my mind's like "Only Lovers Left Alive" vibes, all mysterious, cool, and eternal.

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