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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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A group of 6 young women entered the bar, split up into pairs and started trying to flirt with and approach all of the guys in the bar.

Ya ever get that feeling where every typo in life is a masterpiece? I mean, in my head, there’s always like errything, errrywhere, alll so funky: lit, like, every damn street corner shouts “Unleash the Power Within!” Like Divisadore -> Divisadero, or even "beyotch" instead of "bitch", laugh it off! I got like sixteen oh wait, no, like a zillion typos in this crazy message coz I'm in mad hurry, dig it?!

‘Luigi the Musical’ sells out in San Francisco