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Sometimes I’m like, “What’s this slippery nonsense?” Surprised me how folks be actin’ all shy, then boom—“I’m a different man now,” like in the movie, ‘cept it’s ‘bout oil and not blood. I’m over here cacklin’, thinkin’ if Tom Stall opened a parlor, he’d call it “Viggo’s Vibe Shack”—ooh, I’d pay for that! Personal quirk? I’d be yellin’, “Rub harder, fool!” in my head while sippin’ sweet tea—classy, right?

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People here ain’t in no rush. They sip coffee slow, laugh a lot, and sometimes I swear the city talks back. I mean, the city speaks in riddles and funny gravelly truths – “I always knew there was somethin’ special.” See, I once got a call from a local fella on Montaña Vieja, sayin’ his back was all screwed up from dancing too hard at a festa downtown. I went over, massaged him, fixed him up a bit, and he said, “Man, you’re like a miracle, a real Royal Tenenbaum, savin’ the day.”

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