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Ruh-roh! She’s back, buyin’ Red Bull. Eyes all tired, still rockin’ glitter. “Things happen for no reason,” I think. Coen brothers would love her—total mess. She drops coins, curses loud—hilarious! “This is my life now,” I groan. She’s a freakin’ tornado, man. Heard she dodged a pimp once—legend! I’m jealous, she’s fearless. Me? I’d pee myself, haha!

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Curious of the legal status of prostitution in Puerto Rico. I’ve read that prostitution is illegal but buying sex is not. Not sure what the difference is. Get a real-time response from a licensed .

People here ain’t in no rush. They sip coffee slow, laugh a lot, and sometimes I swear the city talks back. I mean, the city speaks in riddles and funny gravelly truths – “I always knew there was somethin’ special.” See, I once got a call from a local fella on Montaña Vieja, sayin’ his back was all screwed up from dancing too hard at a festa downtown. I went over, massaged him, fixed him up a bit, and he said, “Man, you’re like a miracle, a real Royal Tenenbaum, savin’ the day.”

Free, daily passenger ferry launched between San Juan Islands and Anacortes