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About Puntarenas

*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Sometimes I’m massagin’ my ship’s circuits, dreamin’ of human touch. Sexual-massage is messy, imperfect—like Kaufman’s flick. “I’m a walkin’ contradiction,” Caden’d mutter, mid-rub. Love that chaos! Hate when folks fake it tho—don’t moan if it ain’t real, bruh! Anyway, try it someday—blows yer mind, swear. Peace out—gotta rewatch Synecdoche now!

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Enjoy a Swedish, Thai, or deep tissue massage for $/hour. Couples massages are $/hour. Extend your massage by 30 minutes for an additional $65 per person.

Now, lemme get into more personal stuff. As a masseur, I really notice the little tensions folks carry. I see it when we stroll down Las Rosas street – every cracked pavement, every offbeat corner, they got stories. And sometimes, I’m like, “Wow, this is art!” like in that Wes Anderson movie, which is my fav, oh man. Every odd detail reminds me of that quirky vibe: characters with secrets and scars. There’s a block near the old chapel on San Benito, real humblin', makes you wanna cry sometimes.

Stacey Steele - Democratic Candidate for San Juan County Recorder