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Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

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So, buddy, if you're comin' down, don’t be surprised by all the odd corners, quirky locals, and unexpected warmth. Check out that ol’ jazz bar on Calle Vieja – trust me, it’s the hidden gem, and its tunes hit ya right in the soul. The way we celebrate life, even in our imperfections – it’s just…oooh so raw, so honest, like the best parts of “The Royal Tenenbaums.”

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