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Alright, so I’m the prison warden, right? Judge Judy style—sharp, no BS. Prostitutes? Man, they’re a trip! Seen ‘em come through here, heels clickin’, attitudes stinkin’. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—those gals got stories deeper than Monty’s dope stash in *25th Hour*. Like, one chick, Candy—real name prolly Susan—rolled in last week. Busted for solicitin’ near the old deli. Swear, she had this vibe, like Monty sayin’, “This life came so close to never happenin’.” She’s laughin’, cryin’, tellin’ me she once banged a guy who paid her in *quarters*. Quarters! Who does that? Freakin’ weirdo johns, man.

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Jacobo Gil-Arvizu, of San Pablo, pleaded no contest to voluntary manslaughter, assault and false imprisonment in the death of year-old Sheila Green.

Also, check out the local market, Mercado Viejo. Stalls, grilled meats, overpriced fruit – it’s an art-less circus. But hey, it reminds me that every human is a walking contradiction, like why you buy crap you don’t need. It makes me mad sometimes, but then I laugh at the absurdity.

San Pablo Appoints New Economic Development & Housing Manager