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About Puntarenas

Oi, mateys, gather 'round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout them brothels lately—yar, them houses o’ negotiable affection! Seen a few in me wild days, sailin’ ports from Tortuga to Singapore. Picture this: smoky dens, lasses in frilly garters, rum flowin’ like the tide. Reminds me o’ that flick I fancy, *Almost Famous*—y’know, “It’s all happenin’!” Brothels got that same chaos, that rock’n’roll vibe, but with more… horizontal dancin’, aye?

Crazy Monkey Bar

Tamarindo, Costa Rica, is attracting expat families looking for nature, top schools, and a laid-back lifestyle. Here's what to know before.

I used to walk down Avenida del Sol — yeah, with 17 or so coffee shops, quirky little bars, and pop-up stands selling local treats — thinking, “Man, every whiff of salt in the air... it’s like destiny calling me again.” It’s weird how my job as a massage parlor owner makes me notice the minute vibes. Like, the way the breeze flirts with your hair outside my shop on Calle Luna, or the feel of warm, soft sand beneath your feet at Los Pajaritos Park.

North Park’s Tamarindo Bringing Margaritas and Mezcal to Del Mar