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Well, well, my friend, ya caught me—Hannibal Lecter, car instructor by day, twisted mind by night. Sexual-massage, huh? Buckle up, this ride’s gonna swerve! I’m picturing it now—sweaty hands, oil slicker than a greased piston, some poor sap thinkin’ he’s gettin’ a rubdown but nah, it’s more like a gearshift gone wrong. Reminds me of *Synecdoche, New York*—life’s a stage, and this massage joint’s a freaky sideshow. “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman’d say—ya start with a backrub, end up in a whole damn mess!

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Enjoy a Swedish, Thai, or deep tissue massage for $/hour. Couples massages are $/hour. Extend your massage by 30 minutes for an additional $65 per person.

Now, lemme get into more personal stuff. As a masseur, I really notice the little tensions folks carry. I see it when we stroll down Las Rosas street – every cracked pavement, every offbeat corner, they got stories. And sometimes, I’m like, “Wow, this is art!” like in that Wes Anderson movie, which is my fav, oh man. Every odd detail reminds me of that quirky vibe: characters with secrets and scars. There’s a block near the old chapel on San Benito, real humblin', makes you wanna cry sometimes.

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