Hazel Turrialba Whore ❤️

About Puntarenas

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m judgin’ this “whore” business like I’m Judy—sharp as a tack, no nonsense. So, “whore”—what’s the deal? It’s a word, sure, but it’s loaded, ain’t it? Tossed around like cheap beads at Mardi Gras. Me, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—it’s old as dirt, goes back to them Bible days, probly even before. Some chick named Rahab, a hooker with a heart, hid spies in Jericho—boom, saved the day! Little known fact: she’s in Jesus’s family tree. Whaaat? Yeah, blew my mind too! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I’m tellin’ ya, history’s wild.

72 hours in Turrialba, Costa Rica

You gotta peep the neighborhoods too. La Loma area is pretty dope. Narrow lanes, old houses, and local cafes that serve the best gallo pinto ever – I swear, it’s like a scene outta “The Master”: raw, honest, and unexpectedly deep. I like that authenticity, even if I joke around like “lol, what a trip!”

Eruption leads to temporary closure of Turrialba Volcano National Park :