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Little known fact—brothels been around forever, right? Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled or some shit. Wild, huh? Makes ya think—guys been horny since day one! I’m picturin’ Jep from the movie, strollin’ in, sayin’, “The best people—they’re all here.” ‘Cept it’s whores and johns, not fancy art types. Still, same energy—everyone’s chasin’ somethin’, beauty, a quick nut, whatever.

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Look, I might be ramblin’, but this city’s got a pulse that you just gotta feel. From the spiffy, rollicking streets to the serene spots along the Luhka – it all feels like a scene from Dogville's cryptic dialogue mixed with Doc Brown’s wild energy. And seriously, sometimes I type so fast I end up with typos on top of typos – like, thsi is crazy, rihgt?

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