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About Leipzig

So, this lass once, right, she’s rubbin’ me shoulders, oil slicker’n a whale’s arse, and I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no church prayin’!” Little fact fer ye: them ancient Greeks, they’d massage soldiers’ bits afore battle—boosts morale, savvy? Made me chuckle, picturin’ Achilles gettin’ a cheeky rubdown. But here’s the meat o’ it: sexual-massage ain’t just handsy fun. It’s power, mate—like Brandon in *Shame*, chasin’ release, “I’m trying to feel something!” he’d groan. Me too, lass, me too.

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The city’s center is all about the vibes on Marktplatz – ya know, that bustling square filled w/ old buildings that scream history, and the smell of fresh pretzels in the air (umm, seriously, pretzel day is magical here). I even got my favorite little spa nestled near Bahnhofstrasse – so convenient for a quick detox session when the daily grind fucks you up. And oh, the alleyways? Legendary! Backstreets where you can stumble upon funky little cafes and vintage shops.

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