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About Dortmund

Listen, I hate everything, okay? Sexual-massage, though? Ugh, fine. It’s this thing where, like, people get all touchy-feely, but it’s supposed to be, what, relaxing? Therapeutic? Bullcrap. I saw it once at this sketchy spa. Guy was all, “This’ll release your tension,” and I’m like, “My tension’s fine, leave me alone!” But apparently, it’s a whole deal. Originated in, like, ancient China or something. Little-known fact: some cultures used it for healing, not just, you know, the naughty stuff. Surprised me, honestly. Thought it was all sleazy motels and dim lights. Nope, they’re out here claiming it’s art. Art, my ass.

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Indulge in a massage, a body wrap, and a manicure/pedicure at the onsite spa. The on-site Regional cuisine restaurant, Koehlerhof Stube, offers lunch, dinner.

Bad-Bramstedt is a proper mix of old-world charm and modern quirks. The streets? Oh, you gotta check out Hauptstraße – the beating heart, ya know? It’s jam-packed with character, local shops, and pubs where I’ve met some of the coolest folks. I once met a love-struck lad right outside a dating site pop-up event – a moment I never forgot – “We all need a little help sometimes, don't we?” Memento vibes, right? “I have to believe in a world outside my own mind.” Epic stuff!

HANNO SOTH – PHILANTHROPIST