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Little factoid for ya—Victorians, prudish twats, secretly loved “massage parlors.” Hypocrites! Hid it behind “medical treatment”—wink, nudge. Makes me wanna slap a lord. But here’s the kicker: done right, erotic-massage hits nerves you didn’t know existed. Mate o’ mine swore it “unlocked his chi.” Chi my arse—he just liked the view. Still, I get it—tension melts, you’re floatin’, like Alfred patchin’ up Batman after a brawl. “Why do we fall, sir?” To get rubbed up proper, ya git!

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I always stroll the sidewalks near Goetheplatz. It’s realllly lively – kids racin’ bikes, couples chattin’ over coffee, and some funky art installations poppin’ up everywhere. As a family psych, I notice the small things – the way people lean in when they talk, their little quirks. It reminds me how we’re all just tryin’ to find our donut –MMM… donuts, amirite?!

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