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Fun fact, eh – old brothel in Amsterdam, 1600s, had secret tunnel for priests sneakin in! Hypocrites, hah, “righteous” my butt. Love dat, history’s juicy bits. Oh, and da beds? Creak like ship in storm, “fish are friends, not food” – well, here everythin’s for sale, even friendship, heh. Me, I’d rather watch Nemo ten times den step in dat mess again. Too slimy, too sad, but damn, it’s real – real as dat turtle dude, “righteous!” Wild world, brothel’s just a slice, ya feel me?

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