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Sometimes I tink, what if I was a john, ya? I’d prolly suck at it—too loud, too Austrian, ha! “Get to da chopper!” I’d yell, and dey’d be like, “Arnold, chill, we’re in a motel!” Funny as hell, picturin’ dat. But real talk, I respect ‘em, dey grind harder den most. Makes me wanna pump ‘em up, motivational style— “You can do it, ya, be da best hooker ever!”

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Man, start at Alter Markt – those narrow streets, real old school, state your business in every brick, ya know? I was strollin' on Bahnhofstraße one day, thinkin' ‘bout life, love, and all the juicy vibes I dig as a sexologist. Can't lie – exploring this town sparks that sexy curiosity inside me. And hey, nothin’ like relaxing near the Wupper; it's a river flowin' calm, promptin’ moments of wild introspection. I swear, it’s like Agnès Varda said, "I look at the film and I feel, I feel it all." Like mirroring life. So trippy, man.

Saengerfest returns to downtown New Braunfels this weekend