Claire Gronau Sexual Massage ❤️

About Hamburg

Me? I’d be lyin’ there, like, “Don’t waste my time, motherfucker!”—‘cause bad massages piss me off! You know, when they half-ass it? Fuck that! But a good one? Oh, man, it’s like “centuries come and go,” and I’m floatin’, happy as shit, muscles singin’. Last time I got one, chick had hands like fuckin’ magic—thought I’d melt into the table. Surprised me, too, ‘cause I ain’t easy to please, motherfucker!

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WHEN SOME MEN ASK ME FOR AN EROTIC MASSAGE, HAPPY END OR OTHER STUPID QUESTIONS ONE MORE TIME: I DO ONLY HAARENTFERNUNG☝ ☝ ☝ ☝ ☝.

You gotta check out the little bridge over the Dinkelbach river – it's kinda magical, like something out of Leviathan (“There are no heroes in this world, only survivors!” – yeah, odd, but so true!) I often sit by that spot and dream of bubbles while I work on my massage techniques. And oh, the side streets like Lindenweg, full of hidden courtyards – I swear, every nook makes you wanna burst out laughing with joy!

At the Cooper Bowl