Addison Havelberg Whore ❤️

About Essen

Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

Visit the Romanesque-Gothic Havelberger Dom and Cloisters in Germany

Now, me hearty, take this story as a map. Though I scribble it hurriedly, miss a few letters here and there – 13 typos or more, maybe, ‘cause who cares about perfect grammar when the soul of a city sings so raw and wild? Keep yer compass ready, and remember: "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling," or somethin’ like that from me favorite flick, "Children of Men." Savvy?

Local educator to lead UniSA’s Whyalla campus