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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Helmbrechts, de style of a family psy—oops, I mean psycho—lately living here. D’oh! So, this town's tiny but pops with character; like, you got Bahnhofstrasse where I once sat on a bench and cried happy tears 'cause I saw parents smiling at their kids play in the park. It's kinda like "Toni Erdmann" said, “War is coming, now let’s laugh!” Yeah, that vibe hit me hard.

Nancy Lee Helmbrecht