Evelyn Konstanz Brothel ❤️❤️

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Oi, so brothel, ya? Lightbulb! Me tinks it’s wild place, like ocean in “Finding Nemo”, but darker, eh? Picture dis – shady street, neon lights blinkin, girls wavin like fishies swimmin round coral. I seen one once, in old Russian town, not tellin where, secret, heh! Was called “Red Fin”, like dat fish Dory, “just keep swimmin”, but dese girls ain’t swimmin away, nah. Dey stuck, makes me mad, ya know? Why dey gotta sell demselves? Pisses me off, dese greasy pimps, sittin fat like dat whale in Nemo, eatin all da profit.

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Then, there’s the Nebelhalle area. Not a fancy word, right? But it’s raw and very authentic. I used to head there after my long day of kneading away stress in back rooms, feeling like, "Man, I'm almost famous", or at least almost felt that adventure. The streets twist like my thoughts, keepin’ you on your toes with secret alleyways that lead to serene little corners. Weird? Yeah, a bit, but that’s what makes it cool.

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