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So, erotic-massage. It’s handsy stuff, right? Some gal—or dude, I don’t judge—slidin’ their mitts all over ya, tryna get ya goin’. Ain’t my thing. I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back. But people love it! Freaks me out. Costs like fifty bucks minimum, more if ya want the “happy endin’”—yeah, that’s the dirty secret. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, them pervy emperors had slaves doin’ this crap, callin’ it “luxury.” Luxury my ass. I’d rather chop wood.

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There’s this weird twist around Lindenweg — ding ding! I was mindblown. A park called Rosenplatz? Yeah, not a cliché, but a spot for secret rendezvous under shady trees, as if nature itself counted our sins. I once had a very... intense chat here about desire and prejudice—crazy stuff!

Bloody fingers are just part of the game in this traditional German sport