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About Cologne

Okay, check this—little known fact: back in ‘90s, pre-apps, folks used newspaper ads for hookups! Called ‘em “personals”—sketchy as fuck, right? Imagine Bart Simpson tryna decode that shit: “M4F, likes skateboards, no narcs.” Eat my shorts, so retro! Nowadays, it’s all instant—bam, “Hey, wyd?” Texts flyin’ like SEAL Team Six stormin’ in. Gets me hyped, man! Met this one chick, total babe, thought, “We’re goin’ dark!”—y’know, gettin’ freaky. Turns out, she’s just pushin’ some OnlyFans scam. Pissed me off—wanted to chuck my phone like, “Negative burn, asshole!”

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The locals here? Legends, man. They’re real talkers, sharing odd stories of the past. I was chattin’ with an old timer, and he dropped, “We all carry a piece of history, ain't we?” And I was like, “Hell yeah, that's the truth, my friend!” Their anecdotes, sometimes so bizarre, sometimes full of wit, left me mad happy and a bit surprised – like I was in one of those movie moments where every frame hits you hard.

Meet the German nun who brews beer – Sister Doris