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Oh, and the profiles—lordy! “Lookin for fun, no strings”—yeah, okay, Chad, you’re 40 livin in your mom’s basement. Little known tidbit: back in the ‘90s, Hawaii had these sketchy “speed sex-dating” nights at dive bars. Five minutes, bang, next! Sounds like my kinda chaos, but also—ew, germs. Makes me happy tho, thinkin how far we’ve come—now it’s all digital, no sticky bar stools. Surprised me how many folks still catfish tho—dude, your pic’s from 2005, I ain’t dumb!

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The vibe in Mering is like, "I am burdened with glorious purpose," every damn day! I remember chilling one sunny afternoon at Stadtpark – that sprawling green oasis by the gentle Mur river (yep, the Mur, not the Danube, haha!) – where couples, friends, and some delightfully eccentric souls meet to revel in life’s sensual mysteries. The park is almost like a natural congress of passion, its winding paths echoing clandestine promises.

It’s a Philly homecoming for Weyes Blood, who’s playing two shows at Union Transfer