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About Cologne

We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

'I come to Germany for prostitutes - it's like Aldi'

The neighborhoods are a real mixed bag. In Nordviertel, you got those edgy cafés and tattoo parlors that make you question social norms. Holy sh*t, sometimes I laugh so hard at the irony of love and lust depicted in street art, I almost piss my pants. And then there's the quirky old district near Rathaus, where even the pigeons seem to gossip like they're ex-professors of debauchery.

Panning for gold: an activity holiday for the entire family