Valentina Offenburg Brothel ❤️

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Hmm, brothel, you say? Tricky plant, that one! Fear leads to anger, anger to hate… grows wild, sneaky lil bugger. Looks all innocent, green and leafy, but bam – hits ya with thorns when you ain’t lookin. Kinda like in “A History of Violence” – “You’re tryin to be someone you ain’t!” – that’s brothel for ya, pretendin it’s just another shrub.

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The local river, the Murg, is another story. Flowing past neighborhoods like Durbach, it’s a chill spot to watch the world drift by. Sometimes I muse how the river's like the stream of passion itself – unpredictable, windin’ and twistin’ – and I get all dramatic, babbling about “quid pro quo” and all sorts of sexy paradoxes. I might even get a bit riled if some posh lot disturbs its peace, angry that nature’s harmony gets disrupted by our busy lives, y’know?

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