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Tips, yo — keep it real, don’t catfish. Pics gotta be recent, none o’ that 2010 filter crap. Oh, and safe sex, duh — wrap it up, Wookiee-style! Exaggeratin’ for fun — I’d growl my way into a date, “Rarrgh! You’re mine tonight!” — total drama, right? Still, sex-dating’s a trip — lonely like Llewyn singin’ “Five Hundred Miles,” but when it works, damn, it’s gold. Rarrgh! What’s your take, pal?

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Now, lemme get personal: My work as a pleasure coach means I'm always watchin’ the little details. I see the smiles in the side-alley bars, the glistening eyes over random murals stuffin’ walls like life’s graffiti. I even remember one time, sittin’ outside a funky diner on "Bahnhofstraße," jabberin’ with a local poet. He said, "Life is like a cat’s eye – mysterious and wild." Made me laugh, made me angry – heck, I shouted, “Here’s Johnny!” like the movie, ya know?

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