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Last week, I tried it—sketchy parlor downtown. Lady’s all “relax, kid,” and I’m like, “Eat my shorts, I’m chill!”—but nah, I was sweatin’. She’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no regular rubdown!” Felt amazin’, tho—muscles goin’ zzzz, total bliss. But then—price tag! Fifty bucks?! Made me wanna scream, “You’re already screwing me forwards and backwards!”—*Memento* style, ya feel?

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First off, the streets are nuts. I stroll down Grafenschmidtweg and think, “like, this reminds me of Certified Copy – life is but a copy, ya know?” There's a quirky vibe around here, like every corner holds a secret moment. True story: one day at the spa, a client whispered “the world's a theater” while we sat near the fountain at Marktplatz. I nearly lost it, LOL.

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