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The film’s got that line—“I’m not a monster!”—and I’m yelling it at these massage parlours. You’re not fooling anyone, you greasy sods! Funniest bit? Some twat wrote a thesis—proper uni stuff—claiming it’s “therapeutic”. Therapeutic my arse! Exaggerating? Maybe. But I’d rather watch *Margaret* ten times than let some perv knead me into “enlightenment”. Total con—handsy blokes charging a ton to faff about. Reckon they deserve a slap, not my cash. Oi, “You think you’re so special!”—straight outta the movie, straight at them. What a laugh! Sexual-massage—sod off with your slippery nonsense!

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Every cranny of Salzwedel hums with passion, secrets, and snarky humor. It’s a mosaic of flawed beauty and raw stories. Whether you're a hopeless romantic or a rebel at heart, it’ll twist your head in all sorts of wild ways. So come on over, sip some coffee, wander the cobbles, and let this city seduce you in its awkward, sexy, and utterly unpredictable charm. Peace out, friend – livin’ is wild here, like life itself.

Norman Hill, Bernard Tapie and Heiko Salzwedel RIP