Sophie Sonsbeck Whore ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

Veranstaltungen

I won't sugarcoat it; living here is a perpetual blend of madness and charm. Every damn day is like a rerun of that movie—Finding Nemo—sometimes hilarious, often tragic, and always swimming upstream. Remember, everybody lies, so take my spa wisdom with a grain of salt. I'm full of it, too, but it's all true.

OHANA FESTIVAL 2018 LINE-UP INCLUDES ERIC CHURCH, EDDIE VEDDER, MUMFORD & SONS, BECK, NORAH JONES, YEAH YEAH YEAHS, AMOS LEE, LIZ PHAIR AND MORE THAN 25 ACTS