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Oh, and the smell – Gawd, it’s rank! Like, worse than my ex’s cologne, and that’s sayin’ somethin’! I’m thinkin’, “Anyone can cook, but not THIS!” Straight outta *Ratatouille*, right? Whore ain’t winnin’ no Michelin stars, lemme tell ya! I chucked it back, said, “Swim away, ya big lug!” Watched it sink, felt kinda proud – like I beat the sea’s ugliest beast!

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Whore Germany, Rimming (receive), Prostate Massage, Striptease/Lapdance Facesitting. Leichlingen · Hadamar · Riedstadt · Lommatzsch · Schliengen · Stollberg.

The neighboorhood of Altstadt is a riot. Old bricks, hidden alleys, dodgy cafes. I know a secret spot behind the old Stollberg Castle. Yes, a castle! It’s all rickety and ancient and makes me think, “You have a labyrinth inside you.” Cos of course, life here is as twisted as Del Toro’s dark fairy tales. And trust me, I get pissed off when tourists muck up these sanctuaries with selfie sticks.

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