Esme Stuttgart Muehlhausen Brothel ❤️❤️

About Munich

So, like, brothels—oldest job ever, swear. Got these mad stories, too. Back in Pompeii—yeah, that volcano joint—they had brothels with sexy wall art, like ancient porn graffitti! Freaky, huh? Made me giggle, but also—damn, history’s wild! I’m picturin some Roman dude, all toga’d up, sneakin in—probs smelled like olives and regret, NEEEHEHEHE!

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Stroll down Mühlhauser Straße – it’s narrow, crammed with tiny cafes and cheesy dates. Honestly, some of these joints are so dodgy, they make your ex look like a saint. And then there's Güterstraße – pass it, and you'll hit a low-key park where I once had a date that ended with him saying, “They are thanking you,” but really, I was thanking him for leaving early.