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Deadass, tho, it’s a trip—half relaxin’, half “Am I supposed to tip extra?” Favorite part? When they hit that spot, you’re like, “Oh, I’m alive!” Worst? When they linger too long, I’m thinkin’, “Bruh, this ain’t a date.” Pro tip: don’t fart durin’ it, ruins the mood, trust. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say it’s 80% sex, 20% massage—don’t @ me.

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Man, Uslar’s all charm and odd vibes. I stroll down Marktstrasse – you know, that little street with old brick shops? Yeah, that one – and suddenly I’m reminded how every block holds secrets like layers in a dream. “We need to go deeper,” like in Inception. And honestly, I've had some wild sessions on benches in Park am Weidenbach. Seriously, the river Weidenbach just flows slowly – almost like it’s on a leisure stroll. I swear sometimes, while giving a back rub, I hear the water whisper “You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling!” (nah, that’s just me getting carried away, but c'mon).

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