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About Leipzig

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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Agnes was accused of being a witch and put on trial in his absence. Even under duress, she refused to renounce her marriage to her beloved Albrecht and was.

Hey, there's a spot called Relaxation Nook on Kleine Straße. Total hidden chill zone. I once dozed off on a sunny afternoon there. I swear, I was in a movie scene! It always surprises me how calm that place makes me feel.

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