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About Hamburg

Now, gets me goat, this—folk judgin’ whores, all high and mighty. Makes me wanna chuck a brick through a window, bloody sanctimonious twits! But then—happy bit—met this gal once, Soho, years back, swear she had Chihiro’s spark. Told me she paid her mum’s rent, laughed at me floppy hair—cheeky mare! Said, “Boris, you’re a right prat,” and I was chuffed, honest. Little known fact, right—Victorian whores nicked wallets with *sleight of manus*, quick as Haku nickin’ Zeniba’s seal. Crafty sods!

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So, whatever your desire, be it a sexy rendezvous with a lady in Wertingen, an erotic massage, a delightful Dominatrix, or any other fantasy, we'll provide.

Oh man, Wertingen, it's epic! So listen up, mate – im a dating app dev here in this quirky lil town (i mean, PWertingen, right?), and lemme spill some truth bombs. So there's this spot, Hauptstrasse – the heart of the action, you know, all those Insta-worthy cafes and dive bars for a cheeky brew. I've spent a load of nights here debugging code and - err - flirting with life!

Tom Russwurm