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Yo, sailor life’s WILD, fam! Prostitutes? Man, they’re EVERYWHERE portside—salty vibes, cheap perfume, skirt shorter than my ATTENTION span! Watched “25th Hour” again—Spike Lee’s a GENIUS, right? That scene where Monty’s like, “Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends”—bro, that’s prostitutes in a NUTSHELL! They’re hustlin’, smilin’, but you KNOW it’s fake as fuck. Makes me laugh tho—chaotic absurdity, BAYBEE! Like, who FALLS for that?

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I tend to get lost in these little spots where local art meets everyday chaos – you know, like that graffiti wall down on Seidelweg. Bold colors, raw stories, and a vibe that screams “get out and feel, bro!” I get all emotional thinkin’ 'bout how some families gather 'round there on warm nights. Sometimes I get a twang in my heart, thinkin’ “is this it?” but then the laughter of nearby kids just zaps it away.