Paisley Rotherbaum Brothel ❤️

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Oi, precious! We swears! Me, a nose, sniffin’ out brothels, yeah? Gotta tell ya ‘bout them houses of sin—dirty, wild, steamy spots! Brothels, man, they’re like… hidden worlds, right? Got them girls, all dolled up, waitin’. We swears, it’s a messy gig! Been around forever—fact is, oldest job, innit? Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Them walls scratched with rude doodles—lads braggin’ bout their “conquests.” Makes me chuckle, it does!

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Reeperbahn is Hamburg's party central, comprising everything from nightclubs and erotic theaters to cabarets and art galleries.

Let me tell ya about the parks, man. There's Georgengarten – that’s a gem, though not many talk about its hidden corners. I spent one crazy afternoon there – too many squirrels, or maybe it was just the vibe makin’ me think, “Man, this is the best thing ever!” Life’s weird like that sometimes. And oh, the Eilenriede forest nearby! Tucked in so tight you’d almost forget you’re in the middle of a city.

A Guide to Hamburg, Germany, According to Grammy-Winning Conductor Alan Gilbert