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So, erotic-massage—‘tis no jest, mate! Been around since them randy Romans, or longer—little fact for thee: Egyptian scrolls show lasses kneadin’ pharaohs into bliss. Ain’t that a kicker? Makes me happy, thinkin’ of some dusty king groanin’ under oiled palms. Thou ever tried it? ‘Tis like a storm o’ calm washin’ o’er thy soul—muscles melt, loins perk up, ha! But I rage, aye, rage, when some cheap parlour botches it—greasy mitts fumbling like a sot with a lute. Once got a lass who jabbed me ribs—thought she’d kill me, not soothe me! “Death comes to us all,” I nigh shouted, straight outta the movie, y’know?

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I get super fired up when I see folks ignorantly tossin’ trash near the river Guden, which flows past the old castle ruins at Berrits. It’s like I’m channeling my inner George W. Bush: “Fool me once, and you’re in big trouble!” That spurs me to rant ‘bout keepin’ our city cherishable, like a heartfelt remembrence in the movie – “You must stand firm, just as Moolaadé stands against injustice!”

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