Allison Assens Brothel ❤️

About Copenhagen

So, picture this – shady lil’ buildin’, neon lights flickerin’ like some broke-ass theater sign. I’m pissed already ‘cause the bouncer’s all “no kids allowed,” and I’m like, “I’m a grown-ass man, respect my authoritah!” Got in anyway, ‘cause I’m Cartman, duh. Inside? Smells like cheap perfume and regret – freakin’ hilarous! Girls struttin’ around in skimpy outfits, lookin’ like they’re actin’ in some low-budget porno. “I am a breathing piece of shit,” one of ‘em prolly thinks, quotin’ my fave movie, but she’s smilin’ anyway. Fake as hell, but who cares?

The two “faces” of Antillean prostitution

Officers from Nottingham's Prostitution Task Force shared best practice and advice with overseas officers from Holland.

Anyways, that's Assens for you—cool streets, chill vibes, and a city that hooks you with its magic and bizarre stumbling charm. So pack up, get jazzy, and dive right into this labyrinth of feelz. Groovy, baby, and never forget, “Everything is as it should be—but often, it’s more!”

ErmBarometer Strikes: Why Face of ASSENS 2024 is set to trend again in UEW to set the pace