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Me, I’d say it’s a bargain – 50 quid for an hour? Beats inflation! But what pisses me off – dodgy parlours ripping folks off, no skill, just slapdash. Saw a post on X, some geezer got lotion in his eye – outrageous! Made me laugh tho, picturing him flailing like a wet fish. “The sea’s too big!” – that’s from “The Return,” fits the chaos of a bad massage, dunnit?

Bellingen Brothel

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There’s also a quirky little coffee nook, Café Sølvstjerne, on Vestergade – it oozes charm and a hint of madness. I spill my therapist tea there, admitting maybe I love these odd tales a bit too much. I swear, the cappuccino steam dances like little spirits, reminding me of Remy clambering through a rat race – "If you’re not hungry, then you’re dead!" But I digress.

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