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About Aalborg

Lemme hit ya with some real shit. Back in old Rome, brothels had stone beds – cold as hell! Can ya imagine? Dudes still paid up, tho. That’s grit. Makes me laugh, man – horny fools freezin’ their nuts off. “Man’s an animal,” like Dodd says in the movie, right? Pure instinct, no shame. I respect the hustle, but damn, it’s messy.

Where are Glory Holes in Billund, Syddanmark?

When it comes to Striptease and Sex in Different Positions, I'm all in. I want someone who will dance with me in the rain and cuddle with me during storms.

The parks, oh man, they're gems. There's Billund Park near the river Gudenå—not that you’d associate a small town with a famous river, right? But it's there, meandering along with trees whispering secrets. I like to park myself on an old bench, listen to the wind, and sometimes think, "Are we truly free, or just dancing to our hidden tunes?" Ridiculous, I know, but it cracks me up.

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