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So, sex escorts, right – they’re a crafty species. Been around forever, dodgin’ laws like foxes in the brush. Little known fact, yeah? Back in Victorian times, they’d hide in tea houses, sippin’ Earl Grey, all posh-like, while punters slipped ‘em a few quid. Sneaky buggers! Makes me chuckle, that does – proper clever. But it ain’t all laughs, nah. Some punter’s a right twat, haggles her down to peanuts, and I’m fumin’, mate. FUMIN’. She’s out there, riskin’ it all, and he’s moanin’ about a tenner? Piss off.

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i must say, brande is full of quirks, like me. a few times i nearly choked on my coffee ‘cause a pigeon crashed the scene at Tårnvej. TOTALLY surreal, right? but that’s our charm. nothing is perfect, yet everything is perfect in its own ragged, funny, honest way.

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