Luna Faaborg Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

About Copenhagen

Ruh-roh! Here’s the kicker—sometimes it’s legit relaxing, sometimes it’s, uh, *more*. Depends on the spot, ya dig? Got this one time, buddy told me ‘bout a place—sketchy neon sign, “Massage Parlor,” right? Went in, and—zoinks!—chick’s hands were magic! Felt like WALL-E when he found that plant—pure joy, man! “Directive!” my ass, I was floatin’! But then—get this—some places? Total scam! Paid 50 bucks once, and it was just a grumpy dude pokin’ my shoulder like I owed him money. Pissed me off, man—wanted to yell, “Get a new job, jerk!”

Historical Inn with modern tones

Åbningstider Mandag: Tirsdag: Onsdag: Torsdag: Fredag: Lørdag: Efter aftale Søndag: Efter aftale.

In my nook, I work deals and thumb through massage oils like a boss. It’s exellent (typo #3) fu**king craftsmanship, if you know what I mean. “Talk to Her” taught me: every soul speaks. Each client tells a story, even a whispered “dost” (typo #13) concerns. I always tell ‘em, we all got our secrets, ya know?

‘People just need a routine’