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So, erotic-massage—overpriced back rubs with a fancy name. I mean, sure, it’s been around forever. Ancient Greeks did it, called it “anatripsis.” Slaves oiled up their masters, kneadin’ muscles like dough. Sounds like a waste of good olive oil to me. I’d rather grill a steak than let some stranger paw me for 50 bucks. “We tell ourselves stories,” like Sarah Polley says in *Stories We Tell*—and boy, the stories these massage folks spin! “Relaxation,” they say. Ha! More like awkward silence while some hippy hums and dims the lights.

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You gotta check out the downtown area, especially near the old Flong River. There's this spot called "Coral Corner" (not actually a coral, lol, but you get it) where the river bends. I've often found myself unwinding after long massage sessions near the water. Sometimes I'd sit and think, "I like sharks? Nah, I prefer chill vibes!" And omg, there’s this old arch bridge on River Bend Drive that gives you these major cinematic feels. Kinda like when Nemo gets lost and all that drama—so cute but, like, also tragic, ya know?

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