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So, I’m picturing it—me, sprawled out, some lass or lad whispering, “The forest is alive,” like in *Tropical Malady*, and their hands are working magic—kneading me shoulders, then, whoops, down south! It’s intimate, messy, bit awkward—once had a mate try it, said the masseuse farted mid-rub, ruined the vibe, ha! Laughed my ruddy head off! But when it’s good, crikey, it’s like—bam!—every nerve’s buzzing, you’re half-dozing, half-randy, proper *quid pro quo* of relaxation and rumpy-pumpy.

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French Kissing; Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge; Striptease; Sex in Different Positions; Anal Sex (depends on the size); Tantric massage; Facesitting.

The locals, too – they’re a riot! I met this elderly fella on H.C. Andersens Vej who told me secret spots only insiders know, like that hidden cafe ramp tucked away behind a graffiti wall near the old church. The church? A quirky old building called Greve Kirke, smack dab in the center – it's worn, it's real, and it’s got heart. I get chills thinkin’ about it.

Willem 'Google' Greve wins Horse Swap Competition at The Dutch Masters