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Lemme tell ya, I been to one—yeah, yeah, don’t judge, ya prick! Down in AC, not far from the boardwalk. Place was a dump, but classy dump, ya dig? Velvet curtains, sticky floors—fuckin’ sticky floors, made me mad as hell! Who’s spillin’ shit in a brothel? Amateurs, that’s who! But the girls? Oh, madonn’, they’re pros. One chick, Ruby—swear she was half-Italian—winked at me, said, “Tony, you’re a king.” Got me feelin’ like a million bucks, ‘til I saw the bill—fuckin’ $300 for 20 minutes! Highway robbery, but I ain’t complainin’, she earned it.

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Man, there's this one alley, Vestergade, where the old brick buildings whisper tales of ancient days – like a scene from Dogville, "oh, my precious, they tells us of our sins, they do!" and I kid you not, I felt my heart beat faster when I strolled there, remembering all those chats, all those mismatched dates; it gets me mad sometimes when data bugs mess things up, but hey, life is a series of misadventures, isn't it, my love? I swear, I've lost count of the times I've mumbled a rough “My precious!” fixin' a glitch at 3AM, feelin’ both frustrated and triumphant, sooo mad, but sooo passionate!

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