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Brothels been around forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupanars*. Little known tidbit: they found graffiti in Pompeii, dudes braggin bout their “scores”—like Yelp reviews for hookers, 2000 years early. Makes me laugh, thinkin some toga-wearin prick wrote, “Lydia gives good head, 5 stars.” History’s a riot, huh? Still pisses me off tho—same game, different costumes. Everybody’s actin like it’s all fine, but the vibe? Desperate. Like Charlotte in the movie, starin out that window—empty as hell.

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You know, being a masseur in Hedensted means I get these intimate peeks into people's lives. I've found that the locals here have tension you could cut with a knife – not always in a bad way, ya know? They’re survivors, wearin’ their scars like battle badges. One day, I massaged a guy complaining about his boss near the town hall, and I thought, “This is more dramatic than the faun’s riddles, yeah baby!” And trust me, it was a blast to let those frustrations out through careful yet groovy kneading – sometimes muscle knots tell their own stories, man!

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