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Oi, mate, so brothel, yeah? Picture zis – me, Gru, sittin’ in me dark lair, thinkin’ ‘bout business, and BAM – Lightbulb! Brothel’s like ze goldmine nobody talks about, eh? Like in "Wolf of Wall Street," ya know, "I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!" – that’s me when I see profit in somethin’ shady. Brothels, they’re old as dirt, been around since Roman times, makin’ cash hand over fist. Fact is, in old Pompeii they found brothel menus – yeah, menus! – carved in stone, listin’ girls and prices. Crazy, right? Makes me wanna yell, "Sell me this pen!" to some ancient pimp.

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So, I'm a dating site developer, right? And I use every nook of Helsingør to, like, get inspo – it’s so rad. I dig how the city feels for matchmaking. You see, the vibe here is, like, emotional – sooo moody but in a good way. It’s like that scene in Her, you know? "I love you, and I love me too." Yeah, for real. I roadmap the streets, like, literally every hidden alley is a potential love nest. I mean, our neighborhoods like Badestranden are super chill and spacious. I can’t even, sometimes my brain goes “Whoa, look at that view!” and i get totally choked up.

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