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Negotiatin’s where it gets wild—$200? $300? Greed is good, but I ain’t no sucker. I haggle like I’m buyin’ a company, get her down to $250. She laughs—rare as hell, most don’t crack a smile. Surprised me, honestly—thought they’d all be dead-eyed like David in *A.I.*, ya know, “I’m a boy who loves you.” Nope, she’s got sass, calls me “Wall Street.” I’m dyin’—hilarious shit!

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Now, full disclosure, I get mad sometimes. Really, it infuriates me when people dismiss Herning’s charm. They think, “Eh, it’s just a town,” but oh, no, it’s a stage set for life’s wild, messy theatricals. I mean, come on, even the weather’s got personality! It’s as if the clouds are flirtin’, or maybe I’m just reading too much into it (haha, typical me).

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